Devos for Douchebaguettes and LBTGQ Douches
We haven't forgotten you, Douchebaguettes. It's no less lonely for you, reviled by both men and your "sisters."
While the current lingua franca precludes calling you "Douchebags," we hope our project will change all that. In the meantime, we've feminized your name.
Let's face it, if we call you Douchebags too, the mincy whiners will say we're denying your womanitude. If we call you Douchebaguettes, we're setting you apart from Douchebags, diminishing you and your power.
But the She-Douche, He-Douche, and even the S/He-Douche (we acknowledge, we don't judge) all have their unique issues.
Insofar as we give a steamy about LGTBQ issues, we offer the gender-free term "Douche" which may be applied by all and sundry.
Your needs are unique. Underlings will react differently to your douchebaggery because of societal norms which offer the mistaken theory that the Disenfranchised will naturally be more "sensitive."
We will help you win that battle.
In order not to privilege Lesbians or Trans or Gay Douches and so on, we'll shift the letters in the acronym around randomly.
Honestly, who can remember the order anyway?
While the current lingua franca precludes calling you "Douchebags," we hope our project will change all that. In the meantime, we've feminized your name.
Let's face it, if we call you Douchebags too, the mincy whiners will say we're denying your womanitude. If we call you Douchebaguettes, we're setting you apart from Douchebags, diminishing you and your power.
But the She-Douche, He-Douche, and even the S/He-Douche (we acknowledge, we don't judge) all have their unique issues.
Insofar as we give a steamy about LGTBQ issues, we offer the gender-free term "Douche" which may be applied by all and sundry.
Your needs are unique. Underlings will react differently to your douchebaggery because of societal norms which offer the mistaken theory that the Disenfranchised will naturally be more "sensitive."
We will help you win that battle.
In order not to privilege Lesbians or Trans or Gay Douches and so on, we'll shift the letters in the acronym around randomly.
Honestly, who can remember the order anyway?
