Douchebaggery is a Spectral Trait
Like Autism and Bowel Disorders, Douchebaggery is a spectral enhancement, not a finite term. There are degrees of Douchebaggery and they hail from all walks of life. We celebrate them all, whether you are a white male of privilege, an asexual ambidextrous dyslexic, or a gravitationally enhanced lemur-identified he-female.
Having said all this, we acknowledge there are three main phenotypes of Douchebaggery:
Having said all this, we acknowledge there are three main phenotypes of Douchebaggery:
DouchebagsStandard issue Douchebag. Male. Doesn't have to be corporate. Douchebags come from all economic levels. But mostly here, we're speaking to you Corporate Douchebags.
One of the loneliest things about being a Douchebag is not finding devotions or reflections written for you. It's no easy task being a Douchebag. Even the most focused Douche needs moments of reflection: while taking a dump, watching Opening Bell, or making an inferior's life hell. Let's face it, they're all inferiors. In your darkest hours, remember: Douchebags aren't just born, they're made.™ |
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