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In a rut?

Be careful out there. One day someone might understand what you're saying. Don't let that happen to you.

Here's how it goes: Take a noun or verb, combine with adjective or adverb (or both, if you're clever, which you likely are), and voila! Remember adjectives and/or adverbs can go before or after your key word.

Adjectives/Adverbs

deep
actionable
full
impactful
high-level
marketing
executable
intangible
success-oriented
customizable
handcrafted
integrated
integrational
pre-
post-
socializable
under
optimizable
monetisitic
fully
talking
speaking


Nouns/Verbs

insights
service
cascade
leverage
fragment
fragmentation
EBITDA
monetize
strategy
brand
revenue
metric
initiative
intangibles
deliverable
assets
innovate
influencer
engagement
game-changing
growth
touchpoints
110%
re-formulate
talking points

Adjectives/Adverbs

driven
validated
added
effective
enhanced
desaturated
saturated
rich
amalgamative
focused
customized
inhibitor
optimizable
at a high level
searchable
points




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