Our books

Devotions for Douchebags™

Douchebags aren't just born, they're made™. 

Even the most focused Douche needs moments of reflection. The warm and fuzzy world (the dreaded 99%)  is against you. 

And for those new to douchebaggery, working to hone your nefarious skills, you've come to the right place. We'll help you scatter your douchey seed.

Devotions for Douchebags™. Because sometimes it's hard to be a dick.

The Bad Manager Series™

Used to be the only way to get information on being a Bad Manager was by reading some touchy-feely book backwards. 

We've changed all that. The Bad Manager Series™. 

Written by our lovely O/O, Schadenfreude Consulting.

​You didn't think this was our only game, did you?

The Daily Douche™

Not a book, really. But if you subscribe to The Daily Douche™ and keep them, maybe event print them up, you've got yourself a book, you cheap asshole.

Actually, we salute you there. Good call. 

The Daily Douche™ launches April 1st, 2016.

No. 

Really.

Oh, by the way, it's not daily; but Monthly Douche sounded wrong.