Devotions for Douchebags™
Douchebags aren't just born, they're made™.
Even the most focused Douche needs moments of reflection. The warm and fuzzy world (the dreaded 99%) is against you.
And for those new to douchebaggery, working to hone your nefarious skills, you've come to the right place. We'll help you scatter your douchey seed.
Devotions for Douchebags™. Because sometimes it's hard to be a dick.
The Daily Douche™
Not a book, really. But if you subscribe to The Daily Douche™ and keep them, maybe event print them up, you've got yourself a book, you cheap asshole.
Actually, we salute you there. Good call.
The Daily Douche™ launches April 1st, 2016.
Oh, by the way, it's not daily; but Monthly Douche sounded wrong.