Did we say suck? That's not very professional. What we meant to say was forms a vacuum.
You know what a vacuum is don't you? It is a space devoid of matter. Sorta. Let's try that again.
It's a relationship between gaseous pressure (you know what that is) and atmospheric pressure (you definitely know what that is).
Feeling it now? Get it? GET IT?
Your corporate climate sucks. You fix it when you raise the gaseous pressure. That means you heighten the bullsh*t (aka gaseous pressure). Bigger gas, bigger vacuum.
It's so simple. Spin that web, Douches. Spin it.
Failing that. Buy a mug and leave it on your desk to show your solidarity (well, gaseousness).
And remember, no matter how much your corporate culture sucks, there is always a little bit of dark matter remaining.
Use it to your benefit. Suck harder. Faster. Deeper. What makes gas? More shit. That's right. Shovel it on thick. Your culture sucks but it always could suck more. Make 'em dance!
Dare to give 110%.
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