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3/4/2016

​Don’t Worry, I’ve Got Your Back!

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​Et tu, Brute?
—Julius Caesar, Act 3, Scene 1, Line 77
 
Nothing is ever so important as having someone's back.

And nothing more wondrously vile and effective as a shrewd betrayal, well-executed (pun intended).

But do you have to “give back?”

The answer is a qualified “No!”

There are times where you will find it prudent to have someone else’s back (you may need them--alive-- later); but more likely, there are times where you need only give the illusion of support while cutting someone to their knees.

And don't forget to make use of your minions. As noted in our previous blog, any one of them will take it in the ribs for you.


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