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1/23/2016

Humble Pie

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"A great man is always willing to be little.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson

Self-deprecation doesn’t suit you, nor should it. But the trappings of it will get you everywhere, professionally or personally.

Don’t be little.  — Appear little. 
Appearing little gains you entry to places you never imagined (or imagined, but dared not dream).

Be the cockroach. 


Flatten yourself, prostrate yourself (FFS, look it up: prostrate, not prostate) and scuttle further along than you ever dreamed.

Today's Devotion:

May I learn the value and power of humility, in order to exploit them appropriately.


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